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  Michael 6:20 pm on February 15, 2009 | 1 | # |
  Tags: BERNIE MADOFF, FUCKING RETARDED, I SOMETIMES WISH THAT OUR STUPID GOVERNMENT WILL BECOME COMMUNIST IN ORDER TO GET RID OF RICH BASTARDS WHO LIE AND CHEAT AND STEAL TO GAIN THEIR RICHES SO THAT WE CAN ALL LIVE HPPY LIVES, MADOFF, MORONS, SUICIDE, THE DAILY EAT

  The Daily Eat blog that I run is back.

  http://thedailyeat.scriptful.com/

  Here’s a post you’ll like.

  http://thedailyeat.scriptful.com/173/not-cool-madoff-victim-kills-himself
   

• Michael 10:20 am on January 31, 2009 | 0 | # |
  Tags: CANCER, DOING IT, MASTURBATION, MASTURBATION CAUSES CANCER, PLAYING WITH YOURSELF, POOOOOOOOOOORNOS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!, SEX, SLAKIN THE BACON, SOMETHING THE DOLPHIN... I CAN'T REMEMBER, WANKING

  Masturbation causes cancer. What a crock of shit. If that was true, I’d be dead already! I guess it’s a joke, and if you’re dumb enough to not know that (I’m actually not sure of it myself), then you’re… dumb.

  http://illseed.com/2009/01/28/study-masterbation-causes-cancer/
   

• Michael 9:19 pm on January 28, 2009 | 0 | # |
  Tags: AIRPORT, AIRPORTS, DAMN WIKIS, HOW TO, HOW-TOS, I'M PRETTY SMART ALREADY, LESSONS, NO THANKS, STOP INSULTING MY INTELLIGENCE, WIKI WIKI WIKI, WIKIHOW, WTF?

  http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-Time-at-an-Airport

  I don’t need lessons on this, thank you very much.
   

• Michael 2:04 pm on January 24, 2009 | 0 | # |
  Tags: BLOG WHORING, HOW TO, IF MY IDIOT FRIEND CAN DO IT WITHOUT A GUIDE, INSTALL, INSTALL WINDOWS 7 ON A MAC, IT'S EASIER THAN YOU THINK, MAC, MAC BLOG WHORING, MAC BLOGS, MAC WHORING, MACBOOK, POLYBODY MACBOOK, SO CAN YOU, THE UNOFFICAL APPLE WEBLOG, TUAW, USE YOUR FUCKING SENSE AOL, WHITE MACBOOK, WINDOWS 7

  Installing Windows 7 on a Mac. Hell, my friend did that to his white MacBook a week ago! TUAW is made by a bunch of faggots. Sorry, Jason Calacanis.

  Faggot.

  http://www.tuaw.com/2009/01/23/install-windows-7-on-a-mac/
   

• Michael 1:43 pm on January 24, 2009 | 0 | # |
  Tags: GADGETRAIN, I GOT MY SITE ON A COOL SCI-FI BLOG THAT I FREQUENT REGULARLY SO THIS IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME, IO9, MEDIA WHORING, NEXT STOP: G4TV!

  http://io9.com/5135054/forget-the-shiny-toys–urban-transit-will-go-low+rent

  Woot, got my blog on io9!
   

• Michael 12:36 am on January 19, 2009 | 0 | # |
  Tags: EVIL BASTARD, FUCKSTICK LAWYERS RUIN ALL THE FUN, GAME BASHING, GAME LEGISLATION, GAMER HATER, IF ONLY JACK THOMPSON WOULD JUST SUCK IT UP AND HIDE AWAY IN HIS CONSERVATIVE LAIR IN REDNECK COUNTRY AND LEAVE THE GAMERS ALONE LIKE ANYBODY ELSE (EVEN BILL O'REILLY KNEW THAT), JACK THOMPSON, JACK THOMPSON IS LIKE SATAN ONLY EVILER, MORMON BLOGGERS, MORMONS, MORONS-- I MEAN MORONS

  Jack Thompson is evil. Mean dick.

  http://techlife.scriptful.com/gadgetrain/2009/01/oh-great-jack-thompson-speaks-of-game-legislation-again.html
   

• Michael 6:19 pm on January 18, 2009 | 0 | # |
  Tags: FIZZIFICATION, FIZZY SEMEN, FIZZY SPERM, FIZZYTASTIC, GREAT FOR PARTIES, I WANT, IS THIS ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES?, OMG, REQUIRES VINEGAR... OH LORD, SECRETLY WISHING FOR ONE FOR CHRISTMAS, U FIZZ, WHAT HAPPENS IF I PUT COKE IN IT DOES IT CREATE A RIP IN THE UNIVERSE?, YES PLEASE

  OMG. My brain hurts just thinking about it. Fizzy semen, anybody? Anyone? Anyway, it requires baking soda and vinegar to fizzyfy the drink. Any drink. Imagine coke. Not flat coke, but FIZZY coke.

  http://i.gizmodo.com/5133816/u+fizz-can-make-any-drink-carbonated-but-that-doesnt-mean-it-should
   

• Michael 6:13 pm on January 18, 2009 | 0 | # |
  Tags: AGNOSTICISM, ALCOHOL HELPS WITH THE VISUAL OF GOD, ATHEISM, GOD, GOD IN A PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD? ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE, IT'S JUST A FUCKING LIGHT BLUE BACKGROUND --SORRY DID I BURST YOUR BUBBLE?, LSD MAKES THE WORLD GO AROUND, PHOTOS, PICTURE OF GOD, STUCK IN THE MIDDLE, TORN IN THE DIVIDE

  I think you need to get high to see God.

  http://proudatheists.wordpress.com/2009/01/17/photo-of-god/
   

• Michael 6:09 pm on January 18, 2009 | 0 | # |
  Tags: GIZMODO, HOT AND BOTHERED, HOT HOT HOT, JIZZED IN MY PANTS, MASSIVE ERECTION, MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN THE PANTS, MY DICK JUST GOT BIGGER AFTER READING ABOUT A SCRABBLE KEYBOARD THAT MAKES ME WANT TO RE-EVAULATE MY LIFE GOALS, SCRABBLE, SCRABBLE MAKES ME HORNY --WAIT WHAT?

  I think I just jizzed in my pants. (Is that the new cliche now?)

  http://i.gizmodo.com/5133795/homemade-scrabble-keyboard-double-nerd-score
   

• Michael 7:09 pm on January 3, 2009 | 0 | # |
  Tags: BLOGS, CHICAGO TRIBUNE, DIGITAL TV, DIGITAL TV TRANSITION, FCC, GADGETRAIN

  http://techlife.scriptful.com/gadgetrain/2009/01/digital-tv-what-you-need-to-know.html
   

• Michael 5:13 pm on December 27, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: BITTORRENT, CONTEST, DEMONOID, DEMONOID INVITE, DEMONOID INVITE CONTEST, DEMONOID INVITES, LUCKY DRAW, PRIVATE TRACKERS, SIGN UP AND WIN A CHANCE TO DOWNLOAD ILLEGAL FILES WITHOUT ANY LEECHERS!, TORRENTS

  I don’t usually advertise my own blog articles and stuff, but this is cool! I know you guys/gals want a Demonoid private torrent tracker invite, and I have one. Just join these two contests! Well, either one is OK.

  http://techlife.scriptful.com/gadgetrain/2008/12/contest-win-a-demonoid-invite-code.html

  http://adrianstech.com/12/26/a-special-late-gift-for-one-of-you/

  Good luck!
   

• Michael 2:05 pm on December 12, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: CHINA, IDIOTS, LIKE JESUS ONLY DUMBER, MIRACLE MY ASS, MIRACLE SHMIRACLE, MIRACLES

  Miracle my ass.

  http://www.danwei.org/front_page_of_the_day/confucianism_save_your_kids_fr.php
   

• Michael 12:05 pm on December 11, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: ATI, GEFORCE, NUCKING FUTS, NUCKING FUTZ, NVIDIA, NVIDIA GEFORCE, NVIDIA GEFORCE 260, THE GRAPHICS CARD WARS

  http://gizmodo.com/5107054/nvidia-geforce-gtx-295-graphics-card-is-insane-two-gtx-260s-bolted-together

  Nucking futs.
   

• Michael 10:17 pm on December 10, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: HOME, PLAYSTATION, PLAYSTATION 3, PLAYSTATION HOME, PS HOME, PS3, SECOND LIFE CLONE, SIMULATIONS, SONY, SONY PLAYSTATION

  PS Home open beta tmr. Lovin’ it. A little.

  http://techlife.scriptful.com/gadgetrain/2008/12/playstation-conundrum-playstation-home-open-beta-out-tomorrow-for-everyone-really-everyone.html
   

• Michael 4:33 pm on December 10, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: NETFLIX, NETFLIX 360, NETFLIX ON PS3, NETFLIX ON ROKU, NETFLIX ON SAMSUNG BD PLAYERS, NETFLIX ON TIVO, NETFLIX ON XBO 360, PLAYSTATION 3, PS3, SONY PLAYSTATION

  Netflix to not show up on the PS3. Aw, man. That sucks.

  http://gizmodo.com/5105558/sony-has-no-plans-to-put-netflix-on-ps3
   

• Michael 8:24 am on December 10, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: AFRICAN-AMERICANS, BLACK POWER, BLACKBIRD, BLACKBRID BROWSER, FIREFOX, I JUST DON'T GET IT, MOZILLA, MOZILLA FIREFOX, RACE, STUPID IDEAS, WEB BROWSERS, WTF?

  Blackbird browser…for black people. WTF?

  http://www.blackbirdhome.com/

  What’s next, a yellow browser for Chinese people?
   

• Michael 4:56 pm on December 9, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: 6A, ANIL DASH, ANIL DASH READS YOUR BLOG!, FACEBOOK, FACEBOOK CONNECT, IT'S COMING, MOVABLE TYPE, SIX APART

  Wow, I just got a comment by Six Apart guru Anil Dash (probably saw my blog in the global tag thing, so it does work after all, WordPress!) saying that the long-awaited Movable Type Facebook Connect plugin/tool is a comin’ soon. I can’t wait to tinker with my blog templates again!
   

• Michael 4:53 pm on December 9, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: CRAZY CHEAP SHIT FOR A LIMITED AMOUNT OF TIME, DEALS, WOOT, WOOT OFF

  Woot off. Yay!

  http://www.woot.com
   

• Michael 11:04 am on December 8, 2008 | 2 | # |
  Tags: 6A, ANIL DASH, BEN TROTT, FACEBOOK, FACEBOOK CONNECT, MENA TROTT, MOVABLE TYPE 4, SAN FRANCISCO, SAN FRANCISCO'S MEHEST EXPORTS, SIX APART, WTF 6A?, WTF SIX APART? MOVABLE TYPE

  WTF Six Apart? Where’s that Facebook Connect plugin they promised? (Look it up.)
   

• Michael 12:37 am on December 7, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: 43 DEGREES IN SAN FRANCISCO... BUT IT'S NOT SNOWING, FAKE, FAKE SNOW, FAKES, PISSING PEOPLE OFF, PISSING YOU OFF, SNOW, VIRTUAL SNOW, WORDPRESS, WORDPRESS SNOW

  To piss you off, we present “snow” until January 4th, 2009. That’s when they take down the snow, anyway.
   

• Michael 12:27 am on December 7, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: CONTROVERSIAL, DARK HUMOR, DEAR SANTA, EVIL, FUNNY, GADGETRAIN, JOKES, LETTER TO SANTA, LETTERS, RACIST, SANTA CLAUS

  My brand of dark humor.
   

• Michael 7:12 pm on December 6, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: FREE, FREE STICKERS, GMAIL, GMAIL STICKERS, GOOGLE, GRATIS, STICKERS

  Don’t get them until I do.
   

• Michael 1:53 pm on December 6, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: GADGETRAIN, MICHAEL'S OTHER BLOGS, WEEKEND READING

  Weelend Reading, the best of this week from my other blogs.
   

• Michael 12:13 pm on December 6, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: CMS, COPIES, FAKES, FUCKING ASSHOLES, PHPMOTION, YOUTUBE

  I hate CMSes that let you copy YouTube’s look.
   

• Michael 3:43 pm on December 5, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: ANNOYANCES, BLOGGING, DAMN YOU MATT MULLENWEG, SMILEY FACE, WORDPRESS

  What’s with that fucking smiley on all the WordPress.com blogs?
   

• Michael 3:34 pm on December 5, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: DESIGN, NEW LOOK, WEB 2.0, YOUTUBE

  YouTube has a new look as well! Scan the top menu bar…you’ll see it.
   

• Michael 3:30 pm on December 5, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: BLOGGING, DESIGN, NEW LOOK, SOFTWARE, WORDPRESS

  We luck .commers at WordPress get this right now! .org users, you’ll have to download it :-(.
   

• Michael 10:21 pm on December 3, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: DUCK, HOT HOT HOT, i7, INTEL, MODS, NEHALEM, OVERCLOCKING, SCARY

  HOT HOT HOT, I say.
   

• Michael 2:55 pm on December 3, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: FAIL, FUNNY, HOME DEPOT, POLE DANCING, SUGGESTIVE

  

  FAIL. Funny though.
   

• Michael 2:46 pm on December 3, 2008 | 0 | # |
  Tags: AVERAGELY MEDIOCRE AMERICAN-MADE TELEVISION CONTENT, CHUCK, CIA, ENTERTAINMENT, NBC, NSA, TELEVISION, TV

  http://www.sidereel.com/Chuck/_watchlinkviewer/1554
   

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